He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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