I heard we made out
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Oh god it's open bar.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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