so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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