yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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