oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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