haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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