We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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