You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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