am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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