What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize