hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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