dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Pooping to opera.
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