I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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