he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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