I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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