i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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