I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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