i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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