dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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