Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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