The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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