There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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