Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
My liver just had a heart attack.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize