I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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