just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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