I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Shame is for Republicans.
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