We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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