; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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