so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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