no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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