I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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