Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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