Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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