i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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