what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The best revenge is premature balding
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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