I cannot find my penis.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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