Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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