I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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