But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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