i think i have two assholes
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I am one with the molecules
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize