My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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