I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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