I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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