im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize