ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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