Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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