I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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