is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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