He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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