White coat. Heels.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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